Every Conversation With an Auburn Fan Since January 10th.


Have you spoken to an Auburn fan since the National Championship Game? If you have, you will find the following skit eerily familiar. If you haven't, let us save you some time and trouble. Watch the skit and learn what you are missing or not missing, depending on your viewpoint.






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27 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is stupid!!!

Anonymous said...

says the auburn fan...

Anonymous said...

Hilarious, what an accurate conversation! Auburn fans really are idiots. The team wins a tainted NC all because of one player that the school had to pay just to get him there in the first place. What a joke of a school, bet they barely break .500 next year. LOL

Anonymous said...

This is good practice for Auburn fans to prepare similar illogical talking points when the Nat. Champ. is stripped as well as the Heisman trophy and they have to forfeit (not vacate, but forfeit all wins from the 2010 season.)

Bandit said...

"Anonymous said...

This is good practice for Auburn fans to prepare similar illogical talking points when the Nat. Champ. is stripped as well as the Heisman trophy and they have to forfeit (not vacate, but forfeit all wins from the 2010 season.)"

If that happens, I will have to make a part duex.

Anonymous said...

this was boring. i couldn't even finish.

Anonymous said...

said the Aubie ...

grizaham said...

War Eagle

Anonymous said...

Funny thing is, I have had conversations just like this with those fans.
This whole thing stinks. I really think sooner or later the NCAA will come down on Auburn. If they don't then USC should bring a lawsuit aginst the NCAA. I don't want to hear about loopholes. There are enough rules in place with the SEC to burn them. If this was a mediocre white player, he would have been tossed.

Anonymous said...

Straw man, anyone? I'm sure no Bama fans ever make ridiculous comments. And I'll go ahead and say it to save you the trouble: "says the Auburn fan."

Anonymous said...

People are soooo obsessed with college football they can't stand losing so badly they demonize those who do. Folks, turn off watching other people play games and get outside. Cultivate human relationships, other than for sex or drugs - your lives will be so much richer! It's just a game.

Oh, and My God is big enough to be wherever he wants to be WHENever he wants to be. I'm sorry yours isn't.

War Eagle!

Anonymous said...

Where to start on this comment. First off, it is a joke Aubie chill. So folks who watch football are pathetic but you end with war eagle? So you obviously watch the games too. Are you pathetic and need a life? And I don't think the video said anything derogatory about God. It was simply pointing out that God probably doesn't favor one team over the other. Wow look at us! Its like were the two in the video!

Anonymous said...

Who are you to say its just a game? College football is a fascinating culture rich in tradition and that is a great American past time. Just a game.. College football is life for me and more than a million others. SO, don't just tell me "just a game."

Bandit said...

"Anonymous said...

Who are you to say its just a game? College football is a fascinating culture rich in tradition and that is a great American past time. Just a game.. College football is life for me and more than a million others. SO, don't just tell me "just a game." "

This was a pretty epically awesome statement. Rings very true, cheers!

Reor said...

This is REAL.

Anonymous said...

this is so perfect its scary. it is hilarious how every auburn fan you talk to sounds just like this. great job to whoever put this together.

Anonymous said...

yep they hit it right on the head with that one but they also forgot to mention how auburn fans forget that they only have 2 nc wins the first one being waaay back in the day before integration so yeah and they also fail to mention that auburn fans dont think cam is the entire team whereas if it wasnt for him they wouldnt have made it and to prove it take away cams stats from every game and whats left a whole lot of losing

Anonymous said...

Yes,we only have 2 National Championships. Yes, football is just a game, no matter how culture rich it may be. I do yell "War Eagle" because I am an Auburn University student, but I do not live my life around a game, and if it is more than a game to you it is possibly your god. No, God does not take a personal interest in football, but he will bless those who honor Him with their lives. And this conversation is obviously between a Barner and a Bamer, neither of which normally have a tie to either school. All of these types of videos are stupid and production needs to stop.

Anonymous said...

Cam Newton is honoring the shit out of God with his life huh?

Anonymous said...

This is so true. I have had this same conversation so many times with numerous Auburn fans.

Anonymous said...

Everyone just remember 28-27

Anonymous said...

I think that's the point of the video. Auburn only one by one point. They aren't the greatest team ever. They are a good team that got good breaks.

Anonymous said...

Where is Albert Means these days?

Anonymous said...

I am assuming that is some sort of dig on the fact that Bama had bought players too, good one. The difference is our bought player is from 10 years ago and isn't revered as a god. You are this video dude.

Anonymous said...

WOW, these Bama fans are so sour about Auburn winning the championship. lol, get over it.

Anonymous said...

Love it!

Axe Handle Dave

Anonymous said...

I think this is hilarious, and I'm an Auburn fan. No Auburn fan can deny these are the kinds of things we said all season "We are winning it on the field," "If you are too much of a wuss to be hit...", etc. This is great!

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